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How about a nice distraction?
Jun 30 '12
Now that we're being honest with one another, Your Majesty, let's be clear.
I despise you.
I did not design the curse to exclude leather-- that was your doing. My entire wardrobe was leather. Do you know what I have now? Gingham shirts and a cane. And the gingham chafes.